croowley:

animateglee:

Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

[gay wizard laughter]

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thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours
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unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

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flameo-ferret:

I DON’T THINK THIS HAS BEEN DONE YET

flameo-ferret:

I DON’T THINK THIS HAS BEEN DONE YET

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